casting crew: GILLIGAN'S ISLAND - THE MOVIE

Now imagine this: For some reason the execs over at Hollywood Studio 'X' think it's about time there be a big-screen adaptation of Gilligan's Island. What? Crazier things have happened! Feel free to take your own stab at casting this high-profile adaptation in the comments...

Martin Short as Gilligan

David Soul as The Skipper

Gene Wilder as Thurston Howell III

Lynn Redgrave as Lovey Howell

Amy Adams as Ginger Grant

Jack Wagner as The Professor

Rachel McAdams as MaryAnn