Sunday, March 28, 2010

best of the decade: rivalry showdown

All right everyone, place your bets! It's time for some old rivals from the aughts to throw down. Who do you have your money on in these 15 epic battles?

Yu Shu Lien vs. Jen Yu
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

Velma Kelly vs. Roxie Hart
Chicago (2002)

The Bride vs. O-Ren Ishii
Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (2003)

Stephen Glass vs. Chuck Lane
Shattered Glass (2003)

Julia Lambert vs. Avice Crichton
Being Julia (2004)

Jason Bourne vs. Pamela Landy
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)

The Bride vs. Elle Driver
Kill Bill, Vol. 2 (2004)

Mary vs. Hilary Faye
Saved! (2004)

Billy Costigan vs. Colin Sullivan
The Departed (2006)

Andrea Sachs vs. Miranda Priestley
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

Llewelyn Moss vs. Anton Chigurh
No Country for Old Men (2007)

Daniel Plainview vs. Eli Sunday
There Will Be Blood (2007)

Bruce Wayne vs. The Joker
The Dark Knight (2008)

Christine Brown vs. Sylvia Ganush
Drag Me To Hell (2009)

Kate Coleman vs. Esther
Orphan (2009)

Who's got the stuff to win these face-to-face fistfights?


Unknown said...

So I know you're less than a foot away from me right now- but I want to post my predictions for the world to see.
Yu Shu- can't beat aged wisdom
Roxie Hart- she's a crazy bitch who will do anything for a li'l limelight...
O-Ren Ishii- the scene in the meeting room with the head slicing... 'nuf said.
Chuck Lane- never saw it, I just like the name Chuck
Julia Lambert- Is there really a doubt in anyone's mind?
Pamela Landy- look at that hair swoop- the lady means business
The Bride- she's back with a vengeance and ballsy-er than ever
Hillary Faye- She's one of those religious types...
Billy- I guess...
Andrea- her compassion actually works in her favor, Miranda's only pops up once in a great while to bite her ass.
The Joker.
Christine Brown- don't underestimate the girl next door- she will staple your ass!
Kate Coleman- Even when the odds were stacked against her- she took that bitch down!

Andrew K. said...

Julia Lambert and Billy Costigan kills everyone. Can I just say that as much as I like Uma I NEVER believed that she could defeat O-Ren Ishii (or Lucy Liu for that matter). Lucy's just awesome.

(And luke Hello? Sister Aloysius vs Father Flynn isn't that the biggest battle?)

Simon said...

Yu Shu
Velma Kelly-both characters I can't stand, but Velma here at least gets shit done.
O-Ren Ishii-"Does any have anything else to say!?!"
Chuck Lane-Fuck you, Hayden Christiansen.
Julia Lambert
The Bride-Fuck you, Daryl Hannah, and your mannish shoulders.
Miranda-Yay, Meryl Streep!
The Joker-Oh, please, child.
I haven't seen anything else, or else can't remember the names. So.

Jude said...

Velma Kelly. She's a double murderess!

Chuck Lane. He's always one step ahead of Glass.

Julia Lambert. Enough said.

Jason Bourne. He's an amnesiac assassin. That's all it should take!

Billy Costigan. Why not?

Miranda Priestly. That's not even a question.

Anton Chigurh. That haircut alone...

The Joker. Duh.