Now imagine this: For some reason the execs over at Hollywood Studio 'X' think it's about time there be a big-screen adaptation of All in the Family. What? Crazier things have happened! Feel free to take your own stab at casting this high-profile adaptation in the comments...
Ed Harris as Archie Bunker
Debra Winger as Edith Bunker
Mena Suvari as Gloria Bunker-Stivic
David Arquette as Mike Stivic